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Ginger Cook (GC)'s avatar

Amazing work! ✨✨

This is a great story and that hip hop line okkkkk 👌🏼 😍

Rivers + Robots's avatar

😆Thanks, GC! You're the best 💖

Nick Hills's avatar

Great piece! From the start I was waiting to "OOO…look at me, I’m a high school girl today" it's just that I'm a bit of a kleptomaniac in these situations

Rivers + Robots's avatar

Thank you, Nick!

Ha! Yeah, you are not alone in your impulses. I'm sure one day I'll write about my odd collection of found objects. 🙄

Glad you stopped by and hey, YOU have a beautiful day!

Gustave Deresse's avatar

I loved this for its perceived randomness and the true unpredictability of it all. It feels like capturing a simple weird moment in someone's life, feelings that were followed naturally, events which never had a purpose or a narrative to fulfill. A story for good times sake. You're wonderful as always, Kristi. 😁 Thank you for sharing.

Rivers + Robots's avatar

Thank you! Your comments are great.

Gustave Deresse's avatar

I honestly try. 💙 My brain is often mush from reading and engaging too much around here sometimes (too much of the time, it's counterproductive), so I'm happy when people appreciate the effort. I wish it were easier to stop still... but I'll slow down when I do. No regrets.

Rivers + Robots's avatar

This writer appreciates you.

Gustave Deresse's avatar

🙈💕💕

Ram's avatar

At one point I was going, "no, no, no, no, don't do that; don't put it on, you fucking idiot!".

You're a good storyteller, Kristi, very, very good.

Rivers + Robots's avatar

I'm glad you were all in! Thank you for the killer compliment!!

Jude Klinger's avatar

OH absolutely..Fuck The Duffmans!

Benjamin Sharp's avatar

I’m still mad that Tammy didn’t invite me to her raging kegger in ‘16.

Rivers + Robots's avatar

You know some pretty bitchin parties went down at that beach house.

Christopher Robin's avatar

Fuck the Duffmans.